gandalfthesassy:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

onthesideoftheotters:

remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie

that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch

then why hasn’t it worked for me yet

because you’re not half Vulcan

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The reason I don’t sleep is because the sooner I go to bed is the sooner I have to wake up to another day

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carstairsangel:

• When not all the books in the series are the same height.
• When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
• When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
• When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
• Basically just books.
• God damn them.

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joechacho:

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

F

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I’ve always wondered who that anon who keeps checking up on my virginity is

Anonymous asked: honesty hour??? oh.. ummm.. umm *palms sweating* ...ehhhhhh-what's five plus five?

SHIT! I never thought I’d need to answer this question. Alright, I admit it, I’m coming out. It’s ten. IT’S TEN OKAY?! IT’S ALWAYS BEEN TEN!

Must… resist… urge to KILL…

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llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

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