The reason I don’t sleep is because the sooner I go to bed is the sooner I have to wake up to another day
- When not all the books in the series are the same height.
- When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
- When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
- When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
- Basically just books.
- God damn them.
I’ve always wondered who that anon who keeps checking up on my virginity is
Anonymous asked: honesty hour??? oh.. ummm.. umm *palms sweating* ...ehhhhhh-what's five plus five?
SHIT! I never thought I’d need to answer this question. Alright, I admit it, I’m coming out. It’s ten. IT’S TEN OKAY?! IT’S ALWAYS BEEN TEN!
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.